the bloggity.

finally famous so take care
~ Saturday, September 13 ~
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If you don’t reblog this, you’re heartless.

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This man was born with glass bones and paper skin. 
Every morning he breaks his legs, and every afternoon he breaks his arms.
At night, he lies awake in agony until his heart attacks put him to sleep.

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miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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weatherdoofus:

omfg this is the best thing I’ve ever seen

weatherdoofus:

omfg this is the best thing I’ve ever seen

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powerburial:

youwanttthed:

powerburial:

cool college guy recipe:

  • hot dog on pizza

what you will need:

  • hotdog
  • pizza
  • oven

ingredients:

  1. 1hotdog
  2. preheat oven
  3. hotdog on pizza
  4. pizza in oven
  5. microwave timer set to 20 minutes, smoke a bowl and toss the  pigskin cuz thats what cool college guys do t hese days they are jock/stoner hybrids
  6. 6 ding fries are done hot dog pizza

Do you do weddings

i do whatever the hell i waint


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jakehercy:

animeblows:

In japan instead of saying “I miss you” to loved ones, they say 私はポケモンの音に自慰行為, which roughly translates to “part of me is missing”

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taco-bell-rey:

An Oscar-Worthy Performance

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